文秀网1.来点搞笑的英文谚语啊 最好不是直译的
Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. 宁做鸡头，不做凤尾。
The foremost dog catches the hare. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃。 Every potter praises his own pot. 老王卖瓜，自卖自夸。
The fox preys farthest from home. 兔子不吃窝边草。 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 要知道梨子的滋味，最好是亲口尝一尝。
One swallow does not make a summer. 一花独放不是春。 One drop of poison infects the whole tun of wine. 一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥。
Set a fox to keep one's geese. 引狼入室。 What do you expect from a pig but a grunt？ 狗嘴里吐不出象牙。
2.急求十个英语趣味谚语
关于时间的英语谚语 （一）时间是金，其值无价 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候 Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的时机 To choose time is to save time. 选择时间就是节省时间 Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕 Procrastination is the thief of time. 拖延为时间之窃贼 One of these days is none of these days. 改天改天，不知哪天 Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多 What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 常将今日推明日，推到后来无踪迹 （二）时间是风，去而不返 Time undermines us. 光阴暗中催人才。
或莫说年纪小人生容易老 Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不待人 Time cannot be won again. 时间一去不再来 Time is, time was, and time is past. 现在有时间，过去有时间，时间一去不复返 Time lost can not be recalled. 光阴一去不复返 Time flies like an arrow, and time lost never returns. 光阴似箭，一去不返 （三）时间是尺，万物皆检 Time tries friends as fire tries gold. 时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金 Time tries truth. 时间检验真理 Time is the father of truth. 时间是真理之父 Time will tell. 时间能说明问题 Time brings the truth to light. 时间使真相大白。或时间一到，真理自明。
Time and chance reveal all secrets. 时间与机会能提示一切秘密 Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion. 时间考验一切，经得起时间考验的就为人所信仰 （四）时间是秤，衡量权质 Time tries truth. 时间校验真理。Time will tell. 时间能说明问题。
Time reveals (discloses) all things. 万事日久自明 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候。Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的实际。
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕。Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多。
Time flies. 光阴似箭，日月如梭 Time has wings. 光阴去如飞 Time is a file that wears and makes no noise. 光阴如锉，细磨无声 Time stays not the fool's leisure. 时间不等闲逛的傻瓜 Time and I against any two. 和时间携起手来，一人抵两人 Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命 Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost. 消磨于恶习或愚行的时间是加倍的损失 （五）时间是水，淘金流沙 Time works wonders. 时间可以创造奇迹或时间的效力不可思议 Time works great changes. 时间可以产生巨大的变化 Times change. 时代正在改变。
3.十条幽默英语提示语
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn't be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn't be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don't you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don't know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥？”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you'd better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验？
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
sunshine is at your back.
4.麻烦好友们给我找一篇好幽默,英文的,大约60—100个单词
I'm Glad
A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you
ever made someone else glad?"
"Teacher,"said a small boy,"I made someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
" I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three
hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she
said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
我很高兴
一个老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’”
Every dog has its day.
指富贵无常，凡人皆有得意的时候。
（一个潦倒的人，以前也可能风光过，做人要厚道，不能看低别人。）
活学活用：
— love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌（打狗就是欺主了）
— Don't wake a sleeping dog. 切莫打草惊蛇，不要生事。
— walk the dog everyday. 每日带狗散步。
— dog leash 狗链； dog collar 狗项圈
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
不做亏心事，不怕鬼叫门。
活学活用：
conscience
A clear conscience laughs at false accusation.
[谚] 只要问心无愧， 旁人的指责可一笑置之。
A clear conscience is a sure card.
[谚] 只要问心无愧， 旁人的指责可一笑置之。
A good conscience is a constant feast.
[谚] 问心无愧， 高枕无忧。
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
[谚] 问心无愧， 高枕无忧。
A guilty conscience is a self -accuser.
[谚]做贼心虚。
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
[谚]做贼心虚。
A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder.
[谚]没做亏心事， 不怕鬼叫门。
5.幽默（用英语怎么说）
humor 英 ['hju:mə] 美 ['hju:mə]
释义：n. 幽默；诙谐；心情
过去式： humored 过去分词： humored 现在分词： humoring 第三人称单数： humors
例句
用作名词 （n.）
1、The black humor is overwhelming in that novel.
那部小说有太多荒诞的幽默。
2、I like your sense of humor.
我喜欢你的幽默感。
3、His new novel is tinged with thinnish humor.
他的新小说略带诙谐。
4、She smiled him into a good humor.
她对他微笑使他心情好转。
扩展资料：
近义词的用法
comedy 英 ['kɒmədi] 美 ['kɑːmədi]
释义：n. 喜剧；滑稽；幽默事件
词汇搭配
用作名词 （n.）
动词+~
write comedy 写喜剧 名词+~
farce comedy 低级趣味的滑稽剧 ~+介词
comedy of character 性格喜剧
例句
用作名词 （n.）
1、This comedy has had them rolling in the aisles for two weeks.
这出喜剧让观众们连续两个星期乐得前仰后合。
2、I prefer comedy to tragedy.
我喜欢喜剧而不喜欢悲剧。
3、The drama may be termed a comedy.
这部戏剧可称为喜剧。
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